it has been months since my last entry. sorry followers. been busy with induction program last month at felda trolak, perak. come this month, i got to concentrate with finishing at least 4 investigation papers. or else i am not going to get any bonus come year end.
plus, stupid ICT department has blocked blogger.com which stopped me from clicking to my own blog. nonetheless, i managed to get help from my friend who give me a link which could bypass your admin/ict department access-blocked.
this is the site: http://findwealth.info/
i was supposed to go out with huzaimi yesterday. but he has been busy doing registration for her sister at uitm shah alam. he said, uitm called her sister yesterday afternoon. then we postponed our outing until this morning. but he called saying that he got something to do at shah alam and would call me again after he finishes with his stuff. i am still waiting. hope to meet him by this evening.
but then, fairuz is moving to his new house. so, which one should i choose? huzaimi who is so troublesome to meet because he is so busy with his business, or fairuz who moves house for the last? aiyokkk... korn-fuse...
anyway, i am still at my office today. yeap... it is sunday. this is because i don't have anything else to do. that is why i come to the office. at least i could do my work. i did come to the office yesterday.
moral of the story: get married, dude!
nik fara came to the mall yesterday noon with her fiancee to give me her wedding invitation card. she made it compulsory for me to go. did she? or she didn't? maybe it was just my imagination.
nik fara's wedding make me to have four wedding invitation to attend in june. it is quite giving me some pressure though. should i?
okay... huzaimi has just call me. he said he'll be at the mall after zohor. got to go, readers. enjoy life to the fullest. if you could.
salam.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Sunday, May 3, 2009
apa yang aku percaya...
apa yang aku percaya masa kecik-kecik dulu...
1. aku percaya yang ultraman dgn raksasa gorgon tu wujud. sebab along pernah tunjuk kat aku beberapa keping gambar ultraman tengah bertarung dengan raksasa gorgon.
2. aku percaya kalau kita dapat hidup dalam dunia tv, kita akan cepat tua. sebab aku tengok drama kat tv waktu dia kejap siang, kejap malam. pastu kejap flashback plak.
3. aku percaya yang UFO taknak mendarat kat Malaysia sebab takde tanah lapang macam kat USA. lagipun, Malaysia selalu hujan. UFO susah nak terbang kalau hujan.
inila tiga benda yang aku percaya masa kecik-kecik dulu. tapi sekarang semua ni dah takde. sebab aku dah tau hal sebenarnya macamner. kelakar kan... otak budak-budak...
1. aku percaya yang ultraman dgn raksasa gorgon tu wujud. sebab along pernah tunjuk kat aku beberapa keping gambar ultraman tengah bertarung dengan raksasa gorgon.
2. aku percaya kalau kita dapat hidup dalam dunia tv, kita akan cepat tua. sebab aku tengok drama kat tv waktu dia kejap siang, kejap malam. pastu kejap flashback plak.
3. aku percaya yang UFO taknak mendarat kat Malaysia sebab takde tanah lapang macam kat USA. lagipun, Malaysia selalu hujan. UFO susah nak terbang kalau hujan.
inila tiga benda yang aku percaya masa kecik-kecik dulu. tapi sekarang semua ni dah takde. sebab aku dah tau hal sebenarnya macamner. kelakar kan... otak budak-budak...
Monday, April 13, 2009
needing you
she was in my dream last night. yeap... undeniabley, she's still in my mind. i really love her. i want to marry her. and i want her to be the mother of my children.
is this too much?
nevertheless, she doesn't love me. she couldn't accept me because i am three years younger than her.
is number so important?
i try to kill the feeling. but i can't as we work in the same office. she's just three partition away from me.
why do i keep falling in love with my colleague?
i want to walk away. but the feeling is too strong to describe. i can't leave her.
am i dumb?
why is life so funny and sober in the same time?
iklan kerja kosong
[ini adalah entry 18PL. sila tinggalkan laman entry ini jika anda seorang yang suci hati dan naif. entry ini tiada kaitan dengan mana-mana stesyen televisyen, majalah hiburan atau pun artis]
PORNO PICTURES (M) SDN BHD
kami adalah sebuah syarikat penerbitan filem lucah yang mahu mengembangkan sayap di Malaysia setelah berdekad lamanya di persada antarabangsa. sebagai langkah pertama, kami memerlukan seramai mungkin pelakon lucah bagi memasarkan filem lucah Malaysia ke luar negara.
oleh itu, kami akan mengadakan satu ujibakat bagi mencari pelakon-pelakon lucah Malaysia yang boleh bersaing dengan pelakon-pelakon lucah dari luar terutamanya dari US.
maklumat ujibakat adalah seperti berikut:
jantina: lelaki, perempuan, pondan, transvenstite, khunsa.
umur: 12-65 tahun
orientasi seks: normal, homoseksual, beast sex.
pengalaman tidak diperlukan. peserta perempuan yang masih dara akan dibayar lebih tinggi untuk aksi pertama dalam filem pertama. peserta yang tidak mempunyai pengalaman akan diberikan orientasi selama sebulan di studio filem lucah terbesar di US di mana mereka akan diajar posisi-posisi seks mengikut kitab kama sutra, perfume garden dan posisi-posisi lain yang telah dicipta oleh pelakon lucah sedia ada. peserta juga akan diajar posisi-posisi untuk melakukan hubungan seks secara berseorangan, berdua, bertiga, berempat dan beramai-ramai.
penyertaan adalah digalakkan kepada artis-artis Malaysia terutamanya:
1. artis-artis perempuan yang memang suka tayang-tayang lurah dan celah kangkang. terutamanya pelakon-pelakon veteran dalam siri drama orang-orang kaya di televisyen tempatan.
2. artis-artis muda yang pernah bergambar di kolam renang untuk majalah-majalah hiburan baik lelaki atau pun perempuan.
3. artis-artis lelaki yang suka bersolek, bergaya mengalahkan perempuan dan jalan melenggang-kangkong mengalahkan sotong.
4. mana-mana artis yang suka kaum sejenis.
5. mana-mana artis yang suka rekod aktiviti seks sesama pasangan di dalam telefon bimbit walaupun untuk tujuan peribadi.
untuk bukan artis, penyertaan digalakkan daripada mereka yang pernah secara sengaja atau pun tidak, merakamkan aksi seks mereka di dalam telefon bimbit dan kemudian menyebarkannya kepada kengkawan yang kemudiannya memindahkannya ke dalam cakera padat untuk dijual kepada awam.
tiada tarikh tutup. jika gagal, anda boleh merayu dengan menghantar filem lucah yang anda hasilkan sendiri berdurasi selama dua jam.
untuk maklumat lanjut, sila lawati laman sesawang kami:
http://www.studiopornomalaysia.com/
atau telefon: 03-1234 5678, faksimili: 03-8765 4321
[inilah lawak paling kurang ajar aku pernah hasilkan. tujuannya adalah mengingatkan kita bahawa kerosakan moral umat manusia zaman sekarang 90% datangnya daripada artis kita sendiri]
PORNO PICTURES (M) SDN BHD
kami adalah sebuah syarikat penerbitan filem lucah yang mahu mengembangkan sayap di Malaysia setelah berdekad lamanya di persada antarabangsa. sebagai langkah pertama, kami memerlukan seramai mungkin pelakon lucah bagi memasarkan filem lucah Malaysia ke luar negara.
oleh itu, kami akan mengadakan satu ujibakat bagi mencari pelakon-pelakon lucah Malaysia yang boleh bersaing dengan pelakon-pelakon lucah dari luar terutamanya dari US.
maklumat ujibakat adalah seperti berikut:
jantina: lelaki, perempuan, pondan, transvenstite, khunsa.
umur: 12-65 tahun
orientasi seks: normal, homoseksual, beast sex.
pengalaman tidak diperlukan. peserta perempuan yang masih dara akan dibayar lebih tinggi untuk aksi pertama dalam filem pertama. peserta yang tidak mempunyai pengalaman akan diberikan orientasi selama sebulan di studio filem lucah terbesar di US di mana mereka akan diajar posisi-posisi seks mengikut kitab kama sutra, perfume garden dan posisi-posisi lain yang telah dicipta oleh pelakon lucah sedia ada. peserta juga akan diajar posisi-posisi untuk melakukan hubungan seks secara berseorangan, berdua, bertiga, berempat dan beramai-ramai.
penyertaan adalah digalakkan kepada artis-artis Malaysia terutamanya:
1. artis-artis perempuan yang memang suka tayang-tayang lurah dan celah kangkang. terutamanya pelakon-pelakon veteran dalam siri drama orang-orang kaya di televisyen tempatan.
2. artis-artis muda yang pernah bergambar di kolam renang untuk majalah-majalah hiburan baik lelaki atau pun perempuan.
3. artis-artis lelaki yang suka bersolek, bergaya mengalahkan perempuan dan jalan melenggang-kangkong mengalahkan sotong.
4. mana-mana artis yang suka kaum sejenis.
5. mana-mana artis yang suka rekod aktiviti seks sesama pasangan di dalam telefon bimbit walaupun untuk tujuan peribadi.
untuk bukan artis, penyertaan digalakkan daripada mereka yang pernah secara sengaja atau pun tidak, merakamkan aksi seks mereka di dalam telefon bimbit dan kemudian menyebarkannya kepada kengkawan yang kemudiannya memindahkannya ke dalam cakera padat untuk dijual kepada awam.
tiada tarikh tutup. jika gagal, anda boleh merayu dengan menghantar filem lucah yang anda hasilkan sendiri berdurasi selama dua jam.
untuk maklumat lanjut, sila lawati laman sesawang kami:
http://www.studiopornomalaysia.com/
atau telefon: 03-1234 5678, faksimili: 03-8765 4321
[inilah lawak paling kurang ajar aku pernah hasilkan. tujuannya adalah mengingatkan kita bahawa kerosakan moral umat manusia zaman sekarang 90% datangnya daripada artis kita sendiri]
Thursday, April 9, 2009
need a break
after weeks of working-non-stop-like-tomorrow-never-comes, i really need a very long break. longer than just saturday and sunday. i am dying to have a week of rest-and-not-doing-anything.
the bastard boss has rejected my leave application for 27th and 28th this month. he said, if anybody want to take a leave, go and see him. what the f*uck!
he thought he has the power to do almost everything. he think he is God. but yet, he solat dhuha and recite quran every morning. son-of-a-beyotch!
the bastard boss has rejected my leave application for 27th and 28th this month. he said, if anybody want to take a leave, go and see him. what the f*uck!
he thought he has the power to do almost everything. he think he is God. but yet, he solat dhuha and recite quran every morning. son-of-a-beyotch!
Monday, March 30, 2009
another weekend goes by
saturday
i woke up [very early] at 7.30am. i watched "the day the earth stood still" in [pirated] dvd. this is one must watch movie on mass destruction caused by us, human race to the earth.
i love klaatu [keanu reeves] line said to dr. helen benson [jennifer connely]:
"if the earth die, you'll die. if you die, the earth will survive".
then, i went to galaxy ampang to watch "the knowing" starred by nicolas cage. it was another good movie to watch on global warming issue.
sunday
i woke up at 10.00am. i watched some cartoon on tv.
then i went again to galaxy ampang to watch "confession of a shopaholic". damn this a good and fun movie to watch especially for guy who have girlfriend who loves to shop. jerry bruckheimer is a good director instead to be known for his work in action movie such as gone in 60 seconds, the rock, national treasure and pirates of the carribean.
p/s: i was the only single male watching this movie. others came with their girlfriend.
night
i received an sms from wira asking me to fetch fadhli at his home as them and farid are going to ampang park for karaoke. sorry. i hate short notice. besides, tomorrow is working day.
i woke up [very early] at 7.30am. i watched "the day the earth stood still" in [pirated] dvd. this is one must watch movie on mass destruction caused by us, human race to the earth.
i love klaatu [keanu reeves] line said to dr. helen benson [jennifer connely]:
"if the earth die, you'll die. if you die, the earth will survive".
then, i went to galaxy ampang to watch "the knowing" starred by nicolas cage. it was another good movie to watch on global warming issue.
sunday
i woke up at 10.00am. i watched some cartoon on tv.
then i went again to galaxy ampang to watch "confession of a shopaholic". damn this a good and fun movie to watch especially for guy who have girlfriend who loves to shop. jerry bruckheimer is a good director instead to be known for his work in action movie such as gone in 60 seconds, the rock, national treasure and pirates of the carribean.
p/s: i was the only single male watching this movie. others came with their girlfriend.
night
i received an sms from wira asking me to fetch fadhli at his home as them and farid are going to ampang park for karaoke. sorry. i hate short notice. besides, tomorrow is working day.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
dead and gone
T.I.
(feat. Justin Timberlake)
[Spoken - T.I.]
Ay
Let me kick it to you right quick, man
That on some gangsta shit man, on some real shit
Anybody done been through the same thing,
I'm sure you feel the same wayBig Phil
This for you pimpin'
[Chorus (Justin Timberlake (T.I.)):]
Oh (eyyy)I've been travellin' on this road too long (too long)
Just tryna find my way back home (back home)
The old me is dead and gone, dead and gone
And oh (eyyy)I've been travellin' on this road too long (too long)
Just tryna find my way back home (back home)
The old me is dead and gone, dead and gone, dead and gone
[Verse 1 - T.I.]
Ever had one of them days wish would've stayed home
Run into a group of niggas who gettin' they hate on
You walk by
They get wrong
You reply then shit get blown
Way outta proportion
Way past discussion
Just you against them, pick one then rush 'em
Figure you'll get jumped, hell that's nothing
They don't wanna stop there now they bussin'
Now you gushin', ambulance rushin'
You to the hospital with a bad concussion
Plus ya hit 4 times
Plus it hit ya spine
Paralyzed waist down now ya wheel chair bound
Nevermind that now you lucky to be alive
Just think it all started you fussin' with 3 guys
Now ya pride in the way, but ya pride is the way
You could fuck around, get shot, die anyday
Niggas die everyday
All over bull shit, dope money, dice game, ordinary hood shit
Could this be 'cos of hip hop music?
Or did the ones with the good sense not use it?
Usually niggas don't know what to do when their back against the wall so they just start shootin'
For red or for blue or for blo I guess
From Bankhead or from your projects
No more stress, now I'm straight, now I get it, now I take
Time to think, before I make mistakes just for my family's sake
That part of me left yesterday
The heart of me is strong today
No regrets I'm blessed to say
The old me dead and gone away
[Chorus (Justin Timberlake (T.I.))]
[Verse 2 - T.I.]
I ain't never been scared, I lived through tragedy
Situation could've been dead lookin' back at it
Most of that shit didn't even have to happen
But you don't think about it when you out there trappin'
In apartments, hangin', smokin', and rappin'
Niggas start shit, next thing ya know we cappin'
Get locked up then didn't even get mad
Now think about damn what a life I had
Most of that shit, look back, just laugh
Some shit still look back get sad
Maybe my homboy still be around
Had I not hit the nigga in the mouth that time
I won that fight
I lost that war
I can still see my nigga walkin' out that door
Who'da thought I'd never see Philant no more?
Got enough dead homies I don't want no more
Cost a nigga his job
Cost me moreI'd took that ass-whooping now for sure
Now think before I risk my life
Take them chances to get my stripe
A nigga put his hands on me alright
Otherwise stand there talk shit all night'
Cos I hit you, you sue me,I shoot you, get locked up, who me?
No more stress, now I'm straight, now I get it, now I take
Time to think, before I make mistakes just for my family's sake
That part of me left yesterday
The heart of me is strong today
No regrets I'm blessed to say
The old me dead and gone away
[Chorus (Justin Timberlake (T.I.))]
[Hook - Justin Timberlake]
I turn my head to the East
I don't see nobody by my side
I turn my head to the West
Still nobody in sight
So I turn my head to the North
Swallow that pill that they call pride
That old me is dead and gone
But that new me will be alright
I turn my head to the East
I don't see nobody by my side
I turn my head to the West
Still nobody in sight
So I turn my head to the North
Swallow that pill that they call pride
That old me is dead and gone
But that new me will be alright
[Chorus (Justin Timberlake (T.I.))]
p/s: this song keep playing in my head over and over. i couldn't stop singing it. the story in this song is quite close to me. except that i've never been shot [yet].
(feat. Justin Timberlake)
[Spoken - T.I.]
Ay
Let me kick it to you right quick, man
That on some gangsta shit man, on some real shit
Anybody done been through the same thing,
I'm sure you feel the same wayBig Phil
This for you pimpin'
[Chorus (Justin Timberlake (T.I.)):]
Oh (eyyy)I've been travellin' on this road too long (too long)
Just tryna find my way back home (back home)
The old me is dead and gone, dead and gone
And oh (eyyy)I've been travellin' on this road too long (too long)
Just tryna find my way back home (back home)
The old me is dead and gone, dead and gone, dead and gone
[Verse 1 - T.I.]
Ever had one of them days wish would've stayed home
Run into a group of niggas who gettin' they hate on
You walk by
They get wrong
You reply then shit get blown
Way outta proportion
Way past discussion
Just you against them, pick one then rush 'em
Figure you'll get jumped, hell that's nothing
They don't wanna stop there now they bussin'
Now you gushin', ambulance rushin'
You to the hospital with a bad concussion
Plus ya hit 4 times
Plus it hit ya spine
Paralyzed waist down now ya wheel chair bound
Nevermind that now you lucky to be alive
Just think it all started you fussin' with 3 guys
Now ya pride in the way, but ya pride is the way
You could fuck around, get shot, die anyday
Niggas die everyday
All over bull shit, dope money, dice game, ordinary hood shit
Could this be 'cos of hip hop music?
Or did the ones with the good sense not use it?
Usually niggas don't know what to do when their back against the wall so they just start shootin'
For red or for blue or for blo I guess
From Bankhead or from your projects
No more stress, now I'm straight, now I get it, now I take
Time to think, before I make mistakes just for my family's sake
That part of me left yesterday
The heart of me is strong today
No regrets I'm blessed to say
The old me dead and gone away
[Chorus (Justin Timberlake (T.I.))]
[Verse 2 - T.I.]
I ain't never been scared, I lived through tragedy
Situation could've been dead lookin' back at it
Most of that shit didn't even have to happen
But you don't think about it when you out there trappin'
In apartments, hangin', smokin', and rappin'
Niggas start shit, next thing ya know we cappin'
Get locked up then didn't even get mad
Now think about damn what a life I had
Most of that shit, look back, just laugh
Some shit still look back get sad
Maybe my homboy still be around
Had I not hit the nigga in the mouth that time
I won that fight
I lost that war
I can still see my nigga walkin' out that door
Who'da thought I'd never see Philant no more?
Got enough dead homies I don't want no more
Cost a nigga his job
Cost me moreI'd took that ass-whooping now for sure
Now think before I risk my life
Take them chances to get my stripe
A nigga put his hands on me alright
Otherwise stand there talk shit all night'
Cos I hit you, you sue me,I shoot you, get locked up, who me?
No more stress, now I'm straight, now I get it, now I take
Time to think, before I make mistakes just for my family's sake
That part of me left yesterday
The heart of me is strong today
No regrets I'm blessed to say
The old me dead and gone away
[Chorus (Justin Timberlake (T.I.))]
[Hook - Justin Timberlake]
I turn my head to the East
I don't see nobody by my side
I turn my head to the West
Still nobody in sight
So I turn my head to the North
Swallow that pill that they call pride
That old me is dead and gone
But that new me will be alright
I turn my head to the East
I don't see nobody by my side
I turn my head to the West
Still nobody in sight
So I turn my head to the North
Swallow that pill that they call pride
That old me is dead and gone
But that new me will be alright
[Chorus (Justin Timberlake (T.I.))]
p/s: this song keep playing in my head over and over. i couldn't stop singing it. the story in this song is quite close to me. except that i've never been shot [yet].
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